Christmas is always a time of great reflection for me, and today is no exception. Something the other day prompted me to reflect on the time-honored tradition of honking at perfect strangers. Briefly, here is a list of messages that are appropriate to send using your horn:
"My breaks are not working and I cannot stop."
"You are about to hit my vehicle and cause me significant harm."
"This is a one-way street, we should not be facing each other."
Here are a few messages which are less appropriate to convey through honking:
"You are driving the speed limit, and I wish to exceed the speed limit."
"Your style of driving, although not illegal or dangerous, annoys me."
"The light has been green for a full second; it is my opinion that you should move."
"I am offended by your out-of-state plates and think you should leave."
Whether it is rainy, snowy, or brilliantly sunny where you are, be safe driving out there! And remember Plato's wisdom: "Be kind to others, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
Much love and Merry Christmas!
Boo
PS I fly home TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello BO!
ReplyDeleteI finally realized that if I sign in, I can both post comments and get e-mail notifications when you post something. Good day :)
Also, I very much enjoyed this reflection. Especially since how you phrase your reasons is so polite. It makes me smile. Especially your last one:)
this is the GREATEST!!! you are so funny. seriously. so so funny;
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